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Dating Doggie Style

If you have ever observed your pampered pooch in the dog park, it’s clear she’s quite the expert when it comes to  finding a mate. Perhaps, as she’s aging at a faster rate than we are, she knows how to fast track the hunt.

As devoted dog owners, we’ve  marveled at her talents and techniques and adapt them here to help you in your own search for ‘The One.’

She’s Instinctive:
Whether he’s a down and dirty Mutt or a blue- blooded Pedigree, your dog senses good energy and carefully discerns furry friend from foe. Heed your own sixth sense, or that of your best girlfriend, before you take the plunge with any potential love interest.

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She’s an Alpha Dog, confident and proud:
She plays in his ring and corners the bad boy. She isn’t concerned about whether she ate too much last night and looks fat or whether the groomer trimmed her fur a little too short, she knows what she wants and doesn’t run around chasing her own tail. With a luscious lick on the cheek of Rocky the Ridgeback, she has him. There’s no, “What if he likes that cute Bijon with the French accent better than me?” Your proud pup knows she’s got it and goes for it. Take the lead: Rather than waiting for him to ask his friend about you, text him and tell him you’d love to meet him for a drink.

She Follows the Scent:
They say your Pheromones can really attract potential partners. It’s definitely doggie caller ID, but if the scent is pleasing to her, she’s all over him…frankly, like a bitch in heat! According to Cesar, dog trainer extraordinaire, the reason humans take longer to determine chemistry with other humans is because they generally rely more on intelligence and emotions. Your pup follows her instincts and registers swift responses. Take A Whiff: Don’t ignore the powerful chemistry between you and your new beau. If you’re immediately intoxicated, throw him a big bone!

She’s Loyal and Loves to Please:
Once she’s determined her match, she may sniff a bit, but she never strays. A faithful companion, she’s got your back. Of course it helps that you scratch hers! She misses you while we’re gone and knows how to show you. Leave one of your stilettos, preferably un-chewed, behind.  Or, at least something that lets him know you’ll be missing him too! And, you will be back.

She’s a Reliable Retriever: She wants to impress you, especially if she’s a rescue. Whichever way you toss the Frisbee, she’ll retrieve it. No leap is too high–no catch, out of reach. Get in the Game and let him know you’re ready to bring it!

Dating Doggie Style: Follow your Dog’s Lead to Mr. Right. Learn how to Use Dog’s Talents and Techniques to Help You in Your Own Search for The One.

Get in the Game! with Alys & Victoria Alys and Victoria created Landing Mr. Right, a hilarious board game that helps players find “The One.” Landing Mr. Right revolves around dating six types of men: Blue Blood, CEO, Regular Guy, Rock Star, Triathlete and Techno-Geek. The fun really starts as players share their stories and how they'd handle a wide-variety of situations found in the "Date-o-sphere" or today's world of dating.

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